Joke Of The Day..:)
Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to his brother's son Aloysius
Aloy : Why making love is so enjoyable..?
PCK : aIyAh,,ah boy its enjoyable because its like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!!
Aloy : Do you think woman enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : of course woman lar!..when you dig your nose with your finger..your nose feel better than your nose rite??
Aloy : Why woman hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Aiyoh..say lar you walk along the road suddenly ppl come and dig your nose ..you like it or not..? Dont pray pray r..:)
Aloy:Why woman cant have sex when they have menses?
PCK : oY!if your nose bleeding you still want to dig r?Siow!!Use your brain your bLAinnn
Aloy : Why men dont like to use condom when they are making love?
PCK : eh you prefer to dig your nose with glove or without..?not the same shiok feeling merrr..corlight or not..??
Aloy : Why making love is carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyyyy..use your brain use your blainnnnnnn..you want to dig your nose in front of the whole class izzitt??sTUPid lar..
Aloy : Wah...Uncle you very good r..
PCK : Aiyah.,..best in S'pore,,JB and some say batam..now the whole world also lar..;)
Goshh.,..i laugh until lol ady...lolx..pls dont think serong r..i just wanna share this joke with you guys..lolx..xp*blek*..dont pray pray,,,keke..xp
Crap Talk
Haizz,,darn tired today...fell exhausted..
I haven been posting ady..i don't have the time i been having so much problem..so much unexpected problem..family problem..love ones has pass away..etc..i have been so packed and i even spend less time with my close friends but lucky last week i visit them..*wink*..talking about friends all my 6 close friends are all from my secondary school..5 from sp 1 from tm..i meet a lot of new friends in college and work place but no matter how close how we able to click i never thought of listing them in my close friends list..why??to trust a person with all your heart has been a problem to me since young..im really glad i still able to maintain 6 of them..so to all my dearest friends thanks for always there for me..when im down or happy and always there to company me when i need you guys..;)..and really sorry i haven been posting these days but i will try to post as often as possible..oya talking bout it..next Sunday or next Thursday wanna yam cha??keke..i sudd wanna eat pan mee..rite rite michi..lolxxx
Crap Talk
Today sucks...my new friends ditch me..roar....all of a sudden say cant make it when me and my friend was already near by.....roar.....next i was lost on the way on my best friend house..sucks wei..its just ain't my day and just ain't my month.......................-.-
Rubbish Talk...
omgggggggggg im so sorry i haven post for a month ady..been real bbz hav tons of prob..tmr i promise ill post..lots of stuff to post i dont know where to start..omg omg just one month i missed so much things in d net world..nvm nvm tmr ill start on9 24 hours again...im bckkkkkkkkkkk..........
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