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Monday, October 20, 2008

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Sex between a 2ft8ins guy and a 5ft6ins woman..0.0..

SEX with 2ft8ins Austin Powers Mini-Me star Verne Troyer was always going to be a tall order for 5ft6ins lover Ranae Shrider.

He is well known as Mini-Me or Verne d sexy tape co star..
Ranae Shrider had to say about sexy times with Mini-Me:

on sexual positions:
"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"
on Mini-Me's :

"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."

on Mini-Me's sexual appetite :

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

on almost drowning Mini-Me:

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'
Gosh i underestimate short guys..o.O..i always say ill nvr go for a guy that is shorter than..coz i enough short ady im only 160cm..now this is really short..o.o..lol..i should re-consider about how i judge short guys..lolx..;)..for more detail u can read it in this following link,,http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/showbiz/article9089.ece

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